1. 24 Sep


    onlynineteen: omg stanley.

    onlynineteen:

    omg stanley.

    (Source: thedailymeme, via theworstwanderlust)

     

  2. 29 Jun


    :-p

    :-p

     

  3. 14 Jun


    lmao!

    lmao!

    (Source: domdom-condom)

     

  4. 26 Apr


    LMAOOOOO

    LMAOOOOO

    (via theterrill)

     

  5. 24 Apr


    stryker: This is my new son Sam who I call my “Baby Burrito” when he’s all wrapped up in his swaddler. Ever since the first time I had a Chipotle burrito, I said it was like eating a small baby.  This is AMAZINGGGGGGGGG!

    stryker:

    This is my new son Sam who I call my “Baby Burrito” when he’s all wrapped up in his swaddler.

    Ever since the first time I had a Chipotle burrito, I said it was like eating a small baby.  This is AMAZINGGGGGGGGG!

     

  6. 3 Apr


    courtenaybird: I know my wife has this “AP Mobile” news app on her phone and receives text message alerts whenever something big is happening around the world, I decided to play a little prank on her. This morning I changed my name in her contact list to “AP Mobile” and sent her a short and sweet message and waited for her to turn her phone on. Her mouth almost came down to the floor. (via Boing Boing) ummmm, hilarious!

    courtenaybird:

    I know my wife has this “AP Mobile” news app on her phone and receives text message alerts whenever something big is happening around the world, I decided to play a little prank on her.

    This morning I changed my name in her contact list to “AP Mobile” and sent her a short and sweet message and waited for her to turn her phone on. Her mouth almost came down to the floor. (via Boing Boing)

    ummmm, hilarious!

    (via courtenaybird)

     

  7. 28 Mar


    true story

    true story

    (via queenofnightonearth-deactivated)

     

  8. 13 Mar


    (Source: snozzzberries)

     

  9. 4 Mar


    subwaydouchery: SUBWAY DOUCHERY : WINNING  Dialogue from the upcoming fish out of water buddy comedy: SPRING FEVURR  Marco: Listen bro, I know you just moved to the city…hence your backpack… but tonight is gonna be EPIC!  Brian: I don’t know, Marco. I’m coming from Scranton, Pa to….. BROOKLYN?!?! Everyone here dresses like they are in an 80’s movie about the future. And why do you have to bring the empty keg everywhere with us? Marco: Because it’s a Party Beacon, Brian. This let’s everyone know that tonight on a roof top in Bushwich… SHIT’S GONNA GO DOWN! Brian: Why are you talking like that? And since when are you known as “Marco”? Your name is Mark- Marco (aka Mark): Just shut up! We’re gonna get super drunk and have fun! ….to be continued!  *** Thank you to my main man with the plan, ALLAN! Great picture! Spring is in the air sooo Keep on Douchin’ ***

    subwaydouchery:

    SUBWAY DOUCHERY : WINNING 

    Dialogue from the upcoming fish out of water buddy comedy: SPRING FEVURR 

    Marco: Listen bro, I know you just moved to the city…hence your backpack… but tonight is gonna be EPIC! 

    Brian: I don’t know, Marco. I’m coming from Scranton, Pa to….. BROOKLYN?!?! Everyone here dresses like they are in an 80’s movie about the future. And why do you have to bring the empty keg everywhere with us?

    Marco: Because it’s a Party Beacon, Brian. This let’s everyone know that tonight on a roof top in Bushwich… SHIT’S GONNA GO DOWN!

    Brian: Why are you talking like that? And since when are you known as “Marco”? Your name is Mark-

    Marco (aka Mark): Just shut up! We’re gonna get super drunk and have fun!

    ….to be continued! 

    *** Thank you to my main man with the plan, ALLAN! Great picture! Spring is in the air sooo Keep on Douchin’ ***