Conan: I heard that on the set of “The Office” you’re often asked to entertain by—
John: Don’t do it, oh please don’t do it…
Conan: Yes I am. This gentleman, he often entertains members of the cast by becoming a marionette. They demand it and you get up and you do it.
John: That’s right.
Conan: So you’re going to do it here, only if the crowd demands it. *crowd screams* Alright, so do you want any specific instructions for this marionette?
John: I like jobs, throw out a weird job.
Conan: NBA ref.
(Source: undeniablepower, via yasmeen)