Conan: I heard that on the set of “The Office” you’re often asked to entertain by—

John: Don’t do it, oh please don’t do it…

Conan: Yes I am. This gentleman, he often entertains members of the cast by becoming a marionette. They demand it and you get up and you do it. 

John: That’s right. 

Conan: So you’re going to do it here, only if the crowd demands it. *crowd screams* Alright, so do you want any specific instructions for this marionette?

John: I like jobs, throw out a weird job. 

Conan: NBA ref. 

(Source: undeniablepower, via yasmeen)